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205!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS MY FURRY FELLOWS!!!! 205 PAGEVIEWS! AWES-MAIZING!!! :) I love you all!






Monstre (Ceci est la Francais pour "Monster")

Fluffy, Copper, or Boots?

Meerooow! And hello to all the cats in the universe!
As you may have already heard, my Monster word of the day is: Schpectaculier. (Spectacular) Like all of you for viewing my ever growing blog! (35 posts, un-real!) And our ever growing viewing number, 193, can we get to 200 in the next 2 weeks?
OH! TOWN is over in 2 weeks, did I tell you?
Well it is and I am GLAD! OVERJOYED! ECSTATIC!!!!!!!!!
Because I can finally RELAX!
YAY MONSTER!

I need to go now, I'm sorry felines,
TATA!

Monster

Lanny Banannie :) My bffl. (C'est ou la "I"?)

Hola from my home! (It's not Hawaii though...)
I have made some startling discoveries! Elfie is IN LOVE, Anneith is dying, and Jessie is a pony! This all happend shortly after I made over 7 BILLION on catering...

Elfie is in love with blue roses, ever since Colie and Lexi got her some for her birthday, and won't stop buying them from Annabel! She has A CLOSTET full of roses!

Anneith is dying to become a movie star, she believes in herself, I coached her after all! And is exited that I called my old agent to come look at her performance.

Jess has been playing "Pony" ever since Anneith told her all about her horse back riding from when she was little!



I need to go now,
Fly!
Monster

Kind of a copy-cat...

Hi all you krazy citties! Uhh, crazy kitties!

I have decided to post you all some crazy cool quotes!

"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." 
- Yogi Berra 


"If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
-Anonymous. 


"Worry is like a rocking chair-it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."
-Anonymous


"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
-Will Smith 


"We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness."
-David Weatherford


Thos are funny, sweet, sad and true.


Love to all who follow!


Monster

Jessie the tiny volcano.

BOOM! 
That's exactly what Jessie did today! 
I was baking the first batch of cupcakes for Caleb and Keegan's catering order, and Jess was just interviewing one of my many rainbow coloured sharpies, I love rainbows, and she decided that "Mither Ornange" wanted to show Jessie all the great things that you can draw in the colour orange. 
That wasn't the worst part! She was in her room, where she usually goes when Ivey isn't around, and not only decided that "Mither Ornange" was going to show her what he could draw, but so was: "Mithes Purlple", "Mither Gweenie", "Mither Lello", "Mithus Pionky", and, "Gwummy Owd Mither Bwak". (Jess just lost her first tooth, :) she talks funnily but is oh so adorable!) I caught her before she could put "Akwa Marnine" on the wall, and she was not happy.
"Jessie! What on EARTH are you doing to your wall!?!"
"Nuffing mama! Mither and Mithus rainbows wus juthd thowing me how to draw them!" she said that with such and adorable, exited, face, almost like she thought I was going to tell her it was better the the "Mona Lisa" and give her a cookie, and I almost did, but she honestly CANNOT draw on the wall, NO MATTER what "Mither and Mithus rainbows" tell her!
"Jessie, give me you reporter things."
"Why mama?"
"Because I said so."
"No."
WHAT?? Okay, I don't know about "Mither and Mithus rainbows", but THIS is NOT how my Jessie talks to her Mama!
"Jessica Amber! Hand me those things RIGHT NOW or you will NOT GET THEM BACK!"

BOOM! 


She went bananas. Crying, kicking, screaming, and she would not stop! She went for 4 hours like that, Fran and Ivey came home halfway through and I kindly asked them not to step foot in Jessie's room, Ivey was asking me why when Jess let out a cry like bloody murder. Ivey, who is slightly more mature than Jess, looked at me, nodded, and walked away. 


She finally cried herself out and fell asleep on the floor, I didn't move her for fear she may awake and start again, so for now she is a sleeping volcano. 


Ivey was up until Jess calmed down, so Fran is just putting her to bed. She was sad to learn that she can't play reporter either, not for 2 weeks, but she also kind of understood.


Did I tell you all I had a HUGE hit on my catering? Caleb is paying me $650,000.ºº for 15 cupcakes a month for 2 years, Alex is paying me $20,000.ºº for 5 cupcakes a month for 3 years, Ethan is paying me $45,000.ºº a year for 8 cupcakes a month for 3 years, the list goes on! Brenagh was not very happy with Caleb and I felt kind of bad, but he makes a bunch of money, at least he said he does, and I make next to nothing! (On the negative side!) So how could I refuse his offer? Ya, there wasn't even a set price! Brenagh might divorce him or do something else drastic, so I feel pretty bad. But on the plus side, I can afford my bills! :) 
Anneith seems un-decided on this "deal" but she is leaning more towards being on Brenagh's side. Am I the only one on my side??


I need to go now, Ivey is out of bed and Fran's in her office,


Now and forever,


Monster

Living out of trees, my self reflection.

Hey little, vicious, birdies!
How are you all?  I have been doing quiet well I think, I am getting caught up!!! Midnight Madness is tonight and I am SPPAZZING!!!!! (Haha, Elfie, remember?) I think TOWN is fun but I can't WAIT untill TOWN is OVER!! I was up untill 10:00 last night BAKING!!!! UGH! I am SO tired, stressed and up-turned! You might even call it, INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you!

I know this is true for all of you who read my blog, each minute that goes by, each day, I think of how nice you have all been to faithfully stick to your computer screen, and read, read, read. So thanks, to all of you. Smile often, smile brightly, and always, always, think of me.

I have to go,

Tweet Tweet!

Monster

Just, perfect.

This is the "art work" I came home to, ON MY WALL!!!! Jess is grounded and threw a HUGE temper tantrum, that means: No microphone, No "camera", No "notebook", No interviews, and most certainly, NO COMPUTER! I need to go, dinner is served!

Monster

GRRRRR! As a monster I SHOULD be feared!

GRRRRRR! As the big scary monster I am, shouldn't people fear me????
Sigh, this is the reaction I have when my little brother gets on my nerves, especially with TOWN happening!!!!!!!! It's hard enough to run a bakery, take care of your kid, buy clothes, food, AND pay the bills! Sigh, I need to go now, if I'm lucky I can still do some much needed work.

Tootles,

MOnSTeR

Lots of fun and a big fat OWCHIE!

Hey all my fellow furies! 

How have you all been doing lately? BETTER THAN ME I HOPE! I ripped off half my nail yesterday and in 12 days (and counting!) I am getting braces! I just finished giving my baby sister a bath, and I think I'm as wet as she is! (she just learned how to splash...) I watched Monte-Carlo, and Akeelah and the bee yesterday too though so it's okay! OW! typing hurts my thumb!

JESSIE:

Howdie yawl! In deycar we aer lerning to be cowwies! (i lik hroses beter still thoh.) And I hav ben haviin lotsa funne! <3 (mama sowd me a hart!)

JESSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

I recently finished reading "The Boy in The Striped Pajamas"it was really good, but not as good as when I read "Searching For David's Heart", that made me cry! :'(

}:)

Yes, she's Jess, :)

gotta go, Jess is interviewing, an, onion?

See ya! 

MonSter!

A bit dissapointed, but still sorta proud.

Hey all you silly little creatures!
How are you all doing? Well, I'll get to the point. I am disappointed. Yes, I'm happy because we are up to 138 page views but, well, my friend Shangbing, who has only 13 posts, is up to 337! I mean wow! I can't believe this! We can do better, can't we?
Tell your friends, tell you enemies, relatives, neighbours! Anyone that you KNOW has a computer! I am still sorta proud of my 138, don't get me wrong,
I LOVE YOU FOR READING!

Any who,
HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY! Did you all have a LOVELY time? I trust you did! My friend Elfie, has hurt her muscles, and is very conflicted. Her birthday was on the weekend and I love her for it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELFIE!

I need to go my beastly friends!

XOXXo,
until I see you next!

Monster

Mayor And Mayor Candidate Response (and sorry Chad!)

Hey all you beasts, at least, all of you who vote,

I HATE POLITICS! 

I mean honestly, all of them are the same! They promise you things to get your vote, and do they ever complete the task? NO!

Jonah is the current mayor of Horizonia and has lived here for 7 years, he has talked to many people who live here and is all about "progression" and "moving our future forward". He "wants what the people want." Here are his ideas:

1. Improve transit, make it more efficient, usable, and green. Mostly green. Greener heating
2. He also wants to build a condo on the old factory, he says "its not a tourist attraction, it's not pretty, so what does it do for our town?" He thinks it will help small businesses, they can just move to the bottom of the condo and BAM! People won't need to walk to the stores on main street! Honestly, it seems to me like Jonah is turning us into the "space humans" from "Wall-e"! 
3. mayor Jonah wants to build a community centre. With a pool, he also thinks that the daycares can move into it. That way parents can be assured that the kids will be safe while swimming, the pool will also offer swimming lessons. PUH-LEASE! Where will you get the money??
4. His fourth idea is to build a board walk in the swamp. He believes that this will be good for people to enjoy the wild life and all the swamp can offer. It will be sort of like a conservation are. A nature area with feeding stations, to preserve he swamp so that no big companies can destroy it. people can walk along the boardwalk and feed the wild life that lives there. He also wants to clean the swamp out, Roy Buck, the big shot of Horizonia, will help with this a lot.

Emma, the mayor candidate:

Emma will be the FIRST female mayor, if she is elected in the upcoming election. Just like Mayor Jonah, she is very dedicated to what she wants for Horizonia. She does NOT want Horizonia to become a big city like Toronto. Here are Emma's 3 major ideas:

1. Improve the transit, because it is so faulty, and she believes she can find ways to make solid improvements.
2. Reduce the cost of daycare, it is unmanageable she says.
3. Project Lakeshore. 

Project Lakeshore is her biggest campaign, here are the three MAJOR parts of Project Lakeshore:

1. Save the Marsh. Emma wants to make the marsh a conservation area. She believes it is important because of all the wild life that depends on this marsh as their home, she hopes to clean it out as well.
2. Turn the smaller abandoned factory into condos, she thinks this will attract new families to Horizonia.
3. Turn the larger abandoned factory into a park with a beach. Emma firmly believes that because there are no public swimming areas, although we do have the EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE Country Club, that the children are "missing out on the most enjoyable things in life, even as simple as swimming in a lake." And that this will have a positive effect on our Horizonia community, and attract tourists. 

Emma wants Horizonia to be a friendly place to live.

I know I will be voting for Emma, her reasons and Jonah's are almost the same, but Emma's plan for executing her "promises" seem more... realistic. However, I do wonder where the money will come out of, certainly not OUR TAXES! I am Voting for Emma.

Emma Swarney for Mayor 2015.

As much as I would love to stay and chat, I can't!

XXOO,

MonSTAR

Jessie is 4!

Hi everyone! i have been SO BUSY today! Jess turned 4!! My little girl is finally growing up! It really is amazing that Anneith can even AFFORD the gift she got my little reported because it was $119.00! Jess has something to say:

Hi every budy! Itz Jessie! I am geting beter at speling and mama is prode, i thinc she is hapy. I am goin to be a profesunel reporter wen i groe up, so wach oute!
hugz and kises,
Jessie

I hope you could all read that! Isn't she getting much better? She is still in her reporter phase and is thrilled about her new microphone! Elfie and I are going out to lunch soon I hope,

I need to go now! Jessie is interviewing the toilette, and NOT just the outside! (And I can't afford a new microphone!)

XXoo Monster

Jessie, my little reporter!

Hey all you lucky beasts!
It's mid June, we are having a nice warm summer and I am getting more sales by the day! And, I WON THE LOTTERY! Okay, $25, but still, I WON! I am so exited because I have enough to buy another lottery ticket! Fran was one digit off from winning the grand prize of $5,000! Oh well, Jessie and Kate have something to say to you:

Antiy montare wund th lotrie! iz shie rech noe? cen shie biy mie a penk clood?
Kate

Momoa is a wynre! yey! i louv to teyp to yu! momoa seyz i can get a cumpooter wene im a big gerl. im almost 4 so sune! Hops to rit yu frum my oun blgo!
Jessie

( Auntie Monster won the lottery! Is she rich now? Can she buy me a pink cloud? Mama is a winner! YAY! I love to type to you! Mama says I can get a computer when I'm a big girl. I'm almost 4 so soon! Hope to write you from my own blog! Jessie)   


Unfortunately, I did not win enough to buy you a pink cloud, sorry Katie-Cat, and Jess, 4 is not QUITE as old as you need to be before you get a blog, sorry babe.

Jess met a reporter yesterday and was absolutely fascinated! Now she walks around the house with Ivey and an old cereal box, for a camera,  a hairbrush, for a microphone, and a book that Fran made her out of stapled papers for her Valentines day gift, asking cute questions like: "When did you learn to go potty?" or "How long ago where you born?" and an exclamatory "So you must be 1000000 now! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" When she gets the response. Her questions are weird and sometimes a bit rude, but i told her what is OK to ask and what's not so she understands now and is getting better, all the while her spelling is getting MUCH better!


The other day, when Kate came over to play, Jess and her decided NOT to play reporters, I was a bit depressed by this revelation because I had come up with a very interesting character that day, instead they decided to play artist. Kate was recently put into art lessons at Ellen's art shop and was showing Jessie all the things Ellen taught her to draw. I'm sure when Anneith came to pick her up I handed over 6 POUNDS of cards, drawings and "master pieces" addressed to her from BOTH girls. "Monster!" Anneith cried when I gave her the art, "You can't give me all of YOUR stuff too!" "Be right back," I said, ducking into the house and coming out with a wagon full of MORE stuff, "I didn't," I said, "believe me, I didn't." and we both burst out laughing and shared a worried glance that said "What will we do? We are already drowning in art and there're only three!"

I need to go, Jess is interviewing the jumpy new dog that Fran is taking care of for a week,

MoNsTeR

The BIG reflection!

Hey there all you creatures of the wild!

I am SO going to fail TOWN!
But I DID get an overall mark of 84% in math! YAY!
I honestly don't have much to say today, TOWN is  going well, sort of, and I'm having fun. Cecelia and I, Cecelia is the other baker in TOWN, are baking a REAL wedding cake for a couple that want to have a REAL wedding in the main area at lunch on TUESDAY! We are also doing the decorations, and the total for both of us was $10.000.00! And, because bakeries are on a one to ten ratio in TOWN, that means $1000.000.00 for both of us! WOW!






 Check out my friend elf councillors blog!

(Anneith, you should use this as your profile picture!) And check out Anneith's blog too!











Fare well for now my friendly beasties!

MoNsTeR

momoa syez i cn rit!

Hi ereyon! itx Jessie agen, momoa seyz i cn rit to yu! momoa heped miy chnag the cooloor and siez and hiyliter of hwo iy rit so it luox coulr! she aslo chnagd th thng cled font, i tikn momoa is gettig tire of me been on her lges, BEY BEY! 
JESSIE
(Hi everyone! It's Jessie again, Mama says I can write to you! Mama helped me change the colour and size and highlighter of how I write so it looks cooler! She also changed the thing called font, I think Mama is getting tired of me being on her legs, BYE BYE!
JESSIE)


Hi everybody! Jessie is so hyped about being able to "write" to you all! She has learned- after a long, hard lecture- that petting the fish is ABSOLUTELY NOT allowed, and she has promised never to do it again. 

I came home to THIS big mess the other day and all Jess had to say for herself was "I be like you someday Mama! I cookie-ing!" When she said that my heart melted and I just laughed and got her cleaned up. After all, I AM glad she knows what she wants to do with her life!

I need to go now guys, Jessie and Ivey are doing something with the markers and Fran's work files,

MonsteR

& JESSIE

& IVEY

107!! (and reflecting)

107 views! Thanks to all of you guys who viewed my blog! 107 views! WOW. I was hoping to write a blog when I got to 100 but what a surprise! To open my blog up and find 107 as my view count! Ohmigosh! I am so happy right now! 107!!!!!!! Okay, OOOOOOM!  Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, okay, I'm calm.  Wow, talk about an amaizing surprise! Thank you all so much for this! Keep on reading and sharing, don't forget a special thanks to those who commented!! In TOWN I am falling rather far behind, I need to go catch up now!

TATA!
MoNsTeR

Meet Jessie...

Hey all you single mothers, fathers or monsters!
I'm back and sad to announce we had to see Indie go, we were just looking after her for Fran's client. But say hi to Jessie! (Jessie is my 3 year old daughter, she wants to write you all a little something...)

Jessie says:
hy evyboy! is jessiy, mommoa seyz yu ar allle nice peipl so hy nd okey bey nwo! nd louve to aunti fran, annie, averzy, brenny and ucle cabeb and risan!

(Hi everybody! it's Jessie, Mama says you are all very nice people so hi and okay bye now! And love to auntie Fran, Annie, Averzy, Brennie and uncle Caleb and Tristan!)

Jessie's full name is Jessica Amber and she is 3. She is just learning to read and write and she already has the best voice for her age! (or at least that i've heard!) She loves to dance and swim, and paint.

This is her most recent work of art, (Maya, from her daycare, helped her a bit!) isn't it beautiful?

 is for JESSIE

Jessie is the light of my world! 

Jessie's song XOXO Mama

Love this song! 

I need to go now, Jess is petting the fish!

Monster

I'm BACK!

Hey all you bloggers!


Today I am planning something... but I can't tell you 'cause it's a surprise! This blog needs to be short, In other words, I have to go! Fran is giving some poor dog his first shots and Indie is in the budgie cadge again,


Love and keep away from Arnold-the budgie-


MoNsTeR

To my viewers,

Hi all of you in Canada, U.S, Germany, Ukraine, India, and Russia!

I just want to take the time to say, "Thank you." "Danke" "Спасибо" and  "ধন্যবাদ" . (I hope those came out properly!) I really love that you are all reading my blog, my words to you,
start a blog of your own, send me the URL, or just copy paste it into a comment, and I will follow you, cross my heart, your own adventure, is the best of all, share it.




From now 'till forever,
Monster

My house made of sticks...

Hey all you well housed, cozy people.
My house is made of sticks, I'm sad to say, because I do not have a house yet.


But it'll son be spring and so I hope that... well... I'll have a house by than. 


I love Fran's enthusiasm! She is so proud of the fact that we even put together a "house" in the first place! We went to see Esther, the real estate agent, who helped us find our homes, and now all we need to do is go to the bank, we even went to Tristan, a lawyer, to get a rightful ownership of our house! 


I did, however, have a problem with my business loan applications, because, well, the business was handed down to me! So It's already rightfully mine, do I still have to pay for it? Also handed down to me was $10.000.00, enough money to completely re-furnish!  So honestly, can the bank of  Horizonia charge me for buying something that's already mine? 


My poor Great Aunt Hillary would be in a state of panic had she been here to witness this! She handed down to me all her riches, and her old Jewellery Shop, "Bedazzled" in hopes that I would soon re-open it after her tragic death, she drowned in a pot of soup, but I put it off to pursue  my theatrical dreams, and only returned to re-open it after my accident. 


I must go now Butterflies,


Have a lovely day!


MoNsTeR

I kinda don't have much to say...

Hey all you bored, unfortunate, or extremely smart people!

I wish that I could tell you TOWN was going over just as planned, but it's kinda not. It will be soon though so not to fear! 

This should be me quite soon!

I am so sorry that I don't have that much to report, Should I just paste cute pictures? SURE!

These are some of my favourite pictures IN ALL OF HISTORY! They are SO CUTE! Especially the ones with the hearts, SO ADORABLE!

Well, I'm so sorry if that was boring for you, I have nothing to say though!

'Till next time, when I have something to write,

MoNsTeR

And Now; back to the reflection show!

Hey all my little monSTARS! How are you all? How is TOWN going you ask? Oh, you don't ask? Well than I will pretend you did!


I think TOWN is going great! I need to go shopping but the grocery store is NEVER open! I made SO MUCH $ TODAY! I'm so happy! And I have a massive headache now because my brother is playing his dumb Baritone. And he's not... perfect... yet.


I feel like a change...


I think I'll write in this colour now. I am so upset! My mom says I can't get Facebook yet so I'm still waiting! Oh my... my head is killing me!  HE STOPPED! Yes! I have 5 minutes left before I need to go to watch him swim. I finished swimming a few hours ago, my hair is still wet... OOOOOOOOH! My poor head! I love TOWN, and I can't wait to get him off that dumb Baritone!


Off to take a Tylenol,


Monster

MY BIRTHDAY! and still going three years strong...

Hey fellow celebrators!  Sorry I flipped on you this morning, I forgot that it was my TOWN birthday!
So I'm celebrating like crazy! Not really, but I did make $983.01 today! Even though, well, let's just say I still have to go shopping... heh heh heh... :o

It's finally September, and Fran tried to convince me to go back to school, but I refuse because the memories from that day are too vivid. The 3 year anniversary is actually today, yes, my big accident was on my birthday. 3 years ago, when I was 24, I was volunteering at a camp for autistic kids, as a performer in the theatre, and my routine, kinda, flopped. We were in the middle of our finale and the stage we were performing on was much smaller than our practice stage, and one of the actors was supposed to do a tumbling roll, and they did it perfectly, right into me. All I remember was a sharp pain in the backs of my knees, the note I was singing wavered and than went steady, and next thing I knew I was falling face first into the orchestra, singing, singing, singing. And than it goes fuzzy, than black. when I opened my eyes my right leg was in a bright pink cast, full of names already, and Allie's picture was smiling at me. I realized where I was and started to cry, the nurse came rushing in and calmed me down than went to get the doctor. Dr. Cannelli told me 3 things: He was glad I was awake, I had broken my leg on a Tuba, and I would forever walk with a small limp. When I asked if I could still go back to theatre he just smiled sadly, and replied, I remember every word so clearly, sometimes I lie in bed and hear his voice over, and over, and over, "I'm sorry Maddy, should you go back to theatre, dance, and injure yourself again, you may be paralyzed. Your leg was broken in 5 places and your Achilles Tendon was shredded, I'm so sorry." and he walked out. I spent the day with Fran and Allie, in my bakery, lots of people dropped by to buy something, and I gratefully talked about as much other stuff as possible. However, when my shift was over I was suddenly filled with rage and asked to be alone. Fran understood and left me in my room. I spent 3 hours crying and looking at pictures from all my performances and Allie. After some time Franny came in with my dinner, but I had cried myself to sleep. I awoke to the smell of Poutine and Ginger Ale, my favourites,  and the soft click of the door. Thank god for people like Fran. And thank god My voice is still intact. It seems it's all I have sometimes. I need to go, Indie is whining, and Fran is out getting me some more Ginger Ale.

Monster

Reflecting, AGAIN.

><>  Hey  all you viewers that obviously have nothing better to do than read my blogs! (which IS flattering so don't stop!)

How is TOWN going so far you ask... I AM BEHIND!! I still have to go shopping for clothes, food, I need a house, and I need things for my bakery! GAH! Chad just told us we should be able to write one full page (blog) because we can all write one full page (journal) in ten minutes! AAAARGH! I am losing my temper!

Talk to you when I cool down

MONSTER