Jessie the tiny volcano.

BOOM! 
That's exactly what Jessie did today! 
I was baking the first batch of cupcakes for Caleb and Keegan's catering order, and Jess was just interviewing one of my many rainbow coloured sharpies, I love rainbows, and she decided that "Mither Ornange" wanted to show Jessie all the great things that you can draw in the colour orange. 
That wasn't the worst part! She was in her room, where she usually goes when Ivey isn't around, and not only decided that "Mither Ornange" was going to show her what he could draw, but so was: "Mithes Purlple", "Mither Gweenie", "Mither Lello", "Mithus Pionky", and, "Gwummy Owd Mither Bwak". (Jess just lost her first tooth, :) she talks funnily but is oh so adorable!) I caught her before she could put "Akwa Marnine" on the wall, and she was not happy.
"Jessie! What on EARTH are you doing to your wall!?!"
"Nuffing mama! Mither and Mithus rainbows wus juthd thowing me how to draw them!" she said that with such and adorable, exited, face, almost like she thought I was going to tell her it was better the the "Mona Lisa" and give her a cookie, and I almost did, but she honestly CANNOT draw on the wall, NO MATTER what "Mither and Mithus rainbows" tell her!
"Jessie, give me you reporter things."
"Why mama?"
"Because I said so."
"No."
WHAT?? Okay, I don't know about "Mither and Mithus rainbows", but THIS is NOT how my Jessie talks to her Mama!
"Jessica Amber! Hand me those things RIGHT NOW or you will NOT GET THEM BACK!"

BOOM! 


She went bananas. Crying, kicking, screaming, and she would not stop! She went for 4 hours like that, Fran and Ivey came home halfway through and I kindly asked them not to step foot in Jessie's room, Ivey was asking me why when Jess let out a cry like bloody murder. Ivey, who is slightly more mature than Jess, looked at me, nodded, and walked away. 


She finally cried herself out and fell asleep on the floor, I didn't move her for fear she may awake and start again, so for now she is a sleeping volcano. 


Ivey was up until Jess calmed down, so Fran is just putting her to bed. She was sad to learn that she can't play reporter either, not for 2 weeks, but she also kind of understood.


Did I tell you all I had a HUGE hit on my catering? Caleb is paying me $650,000.ºº for 15 cupcakes a month for 2 years, Alex is paying me $20,000.ºº for 5 cupcakes a month for 3 years, Ethan is paying me $45,000.ºº a year for 8 cupcakes a month for 3 years, the list goes on! Brenagh was not very happy with Caleb and I felt kind of bad, but he makes a bunch of money, at least he said he does, and I make next to nothing! (On the negative side!) So how could I refuse his offer? Ya, there wasn't even a set price! Brenagh might divorce him or do something else drastic, so I feel pretty bad. But on the plus side, I can afford my bills! :) 
Anneith seems un-decided on this "deal" but she is leaning more towards being on Brenagh's side. Am I the only one on my side??


I need to go now, Ivey is out of bed and Fran's in her office,


Now and forever,


Monster